Singer From Clown-Themed Iron Maiden Tribute Band Allegedly Smuggled $7 Million Of Drugs To Japan

I'm not a drug smuggler, but if I were, I think I'd probably try to keep a pretty low profile. You could pretend you're a humble businessman, or a guy visiting family, something like that, I don't know. Or, you could use your day job as frontman of a clown-themed Iron Maiden cover band to…